Sr. Worldwide Founding Father Pastor Dr. Rev. Prof. Josh, M.D., D.P., E.G.G., future and former CULTLEADER.GLOBAL of TABERNACLE OF WHATEVER, future and former CULTLEADER's assn. of esomerica TOW EL EL SEE INCORPORIALATED presenting:
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In The Free United Steaks of Esomerica Infinibilum Blitherings of CULTLEADER renown exemplar
In The Free United Steaks of Esomerica Infinibilum Blitherings of CULTLEADER renown exemplar
Absolutely real and true messages sent to us from man's future by a benefactor known to us as CULTLEADER.GLOBAL ~
Absolutely real and true messages sent to us from man's future by a benefactor known to us as CULTLEADER.GLOBAL ~
~ Sent so far into the future they looped back around and created the worlds first website https://CULTLEADER.GLOBAL, now entrusted to us here at the church of the Tabernacle Of Whatever (Intl. El El See) by
~ Sent so far into the future they looped back around and created the worlds first website https://CULTLEADER.GLOBAL, now entrusted to us here at the church of the Tabernacle Of Whatever (Intl. El El See) by
CULTLEADER
CULTLEADER
himself.
himself.
UPDATE: we have pieced together the truth about CULTLEADER.GLOBAL. The messages have been sent into the future. Soo far into the future that they looped back around in our time and created a transmission that turned into a websites. The worlds first transmission, and consequently the worlds first website.
recently this website surfaced from a source our top scyantists have told us, is being hosted so far into the future, that it has looped back and become a website from before time.
What's more strange is that it links back to our home page, and to our knowledge it came online the same day we started receiving the CULTLEADER messages here at the church of the Tabernacle Of Whatever.
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PREFACE
This is our initial offering to the world wide web of the CULTLEADER and CULTLEADER.GLOBAL files we have recently received.
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A few notes before we begin our first dissemanation; You can't kill the sheriff, you can only become him. now with that said, these transmissions or files we have received are almost without a doubt from something that could be refered to as "the future". Given the sensitive and timely manner of the "Mana Man's" "SPEW/Comm(Pre)" as loosely translated by our team (they deliberated on it for hours).
We have sparsed and correlated most of the information but the transmissions continue to become more strange and nebulous. We continue to log and to the best of our understanding; compile and introduce new charters as we go.
As always, working with these kinds of technologies can be extremely dangerous (ACHTUNG!) but here at Tabernacle Of Whatever, El El See Incorporialated; we believe the work we are doing is in alignment with the "Mirthy Spew" of CULTLEADER and CULTLEADER's before him.
Thank you and enjoy your deep dive into the CULTLEADER symposium infinibilum!
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ABOUT SERGLH ATTOTU
Here at the church of the Tabernacle Of Whatever we believe SERGLE ATTOTU or the Sacred Empyrean Reverse Goatse Love Hole AT The Top Of The Universe is the thing from which everything came and one day everything will return.
May SERGLH ATTOTU wink and spew the HOLY SHIT on you!
IMAGINE A CONCENCIOUS RETROCAUSAL REALITY, peering into itself.
The light coded transmissions from CULTLEADER, have been pieced together to find the first ever unknown symbol from a time yet to be.
My name is Dr Rev Prof Yosh D'Vis, MD DP orater of CON/SIN. I stumbled into this position after my pheonix rising cannon event wondering in the desert. Now I humbly clerg this tabernacle of whatever while in this purgatorious meat realm to fullfil that which the CULTLEADER told me I am needed for:
The yet-to-be-prophesied prophetic word that a coming prophesy will one day be prophesied about CULTLEADER.
For now I tend the messages that CULTLEADER sends somehow back in time and interpret them with the help of the EL EL SEE foundation we set up for all this, Tabernacle Of Whatever. It's our secret non-local over-underground base camp for all things CULTLEADER and CULTLEADER prophecy.
What follows is a collection of the various types of transmissions both akustical and linguistical in outcome (post translation and "de-blithering" as we like to call it). By taking the messages and creating a reverse entropical rendition, on a macbook in logic of course; the electromagnetic recordings comes through. Often theres a mix of a written and auditory elements, both structured in a way that suggests this "sender" has been consistent in rendering for some time...
...and how long has CULTLEADER been sending then? Have we only just now begun to listen?
Below is one such transmission that has been supposedly successfully translated yet unsuccessfully unscrambled in the opinion some of our top scientists; and yet disputably it is not only solved it's message is clearly obvious according to some others who referred to the ones who "couldn't figure it out" as "drooling smooth brains":
[AN EXCERPT FROM THE CULTLEADER.EXPOSED JOURNAL]
Lights glows in a darker space befoer clusters of open hapless mortician harmers given up front access beyond measure of will to wonders associated with infinite particle energry tugging on ones shirt glitch the schreen hello hello hello hi
####number' input: ########0####_####
uplink achieved.en
package in route, sir:]]]]]]]
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In addition to audio and litterary devices, we receive periodically certain images.
You can dive deeper and find tons more in the links above.
Below is one of the first transmissions ever received, displayed in reverse entropy through the help of the Microshell Neuramet Explorer.
THIS IS AN ANCIENT SYMBOL FOR THE REVERSE GOATSE THAT WAS RECENTLY MANDALA EFFECTED INTO OUR REALITY
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-Dr Rev Prof Josh
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